{"product_id":"the-owlbear-dildo","title":"Uncover Creations Owlbear Dildo","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThick. Robust. Unapologetically so. The Owlbear was built for anyone who considers \"intense\" a baseline requirement rather than a nice to have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe ribbed shaft does the heavy lifting here, each ridge engineered to make its presence known. This isn't subtle texture, it's a deliberate campaign against boredom, delivering sensation in waves rather than polite suggestions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eUncircumcised by design, The Owlbear favours the natural over the sanitised. Blunt. Thick. Meaty. It has the kind of formidable presence that doesn't need introducing twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThen there's the base, finished with hair for a tactile detail most toys don't bother with. It's a small addition that does a great deal of work, tipping the whole piece firmly into primal territory. Consider it less an accessory, more a statement of intent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDesign by DeviantGardens, an artist whose reputation in the indie scene precedes them. Made by Uncover Creations, claimed by us on account of the girth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uncover Creations","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":56882623414658,"sku":"OWLBEAR-SML","price":59.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":56882623447426,"sku":"OWLBEAR-MED","price":69.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":56882623480194,"sku":"OWLBEAR-LRG","price":119.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/4992\/9858\/files\/owl_bear_08.jpg?v=1788360352","url":"https:\/\/sinnovator.com\/de\/products\/the-owlbear-dildo","provider":"Sinnovator","version":"1.0","type":"link"}