








Uncover Creations Owlbear Dildo
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DESCRIPTION
Thick. Robust. Unapologetically so. The Owlbear was built for anyone who considers "intense" a baseline requirement rather than a nice to have.
The ribbed shaft does the heavy lifting here, each ridge engineered to make its presence known. This isn't subtle texture, it's a deliberate campaign against boredom, delivering sensation in waves rather than polite suggestions.
Uncircumcised by design, The Owlbear favours the natural over the sanitised. Blunt. Thick. Meaty. It has the kind of formidable presence that doesn't need introducing twice.
Then there's the base, finished with hair for a tactile detail most toys don't bother with. It's a small addition that does a great deal of work, tipping the whole piece firmly into primal territory. Consider it less an accessory, more a statement of intent.
Design by DeviantGardens, an artist whose reputation in the indie scene precedes them. Made by Uncover Creations, claimed by us on account of the girth.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.9 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 7.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 4.1 | 5.1 | 5.9 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.3 | 7.6 |
| Base Circumference | 12.4 | 15.0 | 17.3 |
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