Reviews

Must say I was worried of buying because of the duties on international delivery, but everything was perfect on the logistics side and with zero extra fees.
Now, in regards of this grinder: it's my first time using one of these. And the feel , the look and textures felt amazing ❤️‍🔥 I asked for the silky smooth upgrade (btw I love the smell of it), and went custom for suprise me premium and squishy soft. Thank you!!

Just got my bean XL and I never want to take it out. I only wish they had a XXL size about 3.4 or 3.5 inch diameter... PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE MAKE A BIGGER ONE

I love this toy so much! It’s great for hands free fun and the smooth finish was 💯 worth it.

I took advantage of the grinder special for this one and went with mystery premium colour. It hurts to look at, was disappointed with the colours. The toy itself smells stronger than the grinders I’ve bought before with the smooth finish. I don’t enjoy it nearly as much as the IV - I wish I had bought a second one of those instead.

Brilliant way to get started and warmed up for the bigger beauts. The only thing for me is the knot gap is to narrow for so it wont plug, it just all goes in.

Large is intimidating to look at but amazing to see it dissapear. The extra soft is perfect. It doesnt stand as a harder one would but once its popped past the tip then its hands free. I messed up and should have got one with suction cup.

Ordered this as a first grinder for my wife during the free upgrades offer.
The squishy soft is luxury and has just the right amount of ‘give’ to get the job done. Silky soft dulls the signature finish slightly, but is well worth it if you can live with the faint smell of play doh.
As others have said, don’t skip on the bullet hole.

The blue and black came out beautiful and I love the matt finish and the feel of the silk smooth finish. Only problem i have now is it works so well that it take longer to set up than to use

I really like this concept and it works amazing, you do need to be intentional with it and takes some getting used to but worth it. Maybe the only thing is I wish it had a variety of firmness within the one toy

Got the x-small as my mystery dildo for another purchase. It's small size makes it great for when I don't want the challenge of something bigger and the knot is great for grinding as well

Ordered the small with the vac-u-lock option. It's fantastic without being too much for me to handle

I got one of these as the free mystery dildo and honestly I kind of prefer it to the one I originally ordered! It’s a nice shape and I like the proportions, and it’s also my first time trying a knotted toy and I actually liked it more than expected!

I got this as my free mystery add on (sized up to medium 😈)
This is my first knot toy. Holy hell, I regret nothing.
The top is a little slimmer than I typically go for, while the knot is the size of my thickest (or... what used to be my thickest. I just got the GII). And that contrast with those ridges? YES. APPROVE.

Okay so... I considered myself a bit of a size queen.
Then I got the email - you know the one. The 'we're not kidding, it really is BIG' one.
So I thought... Okay, I'll go down to a medium.

....
This thing is still... Absolutely beastly. I will fully acknowledge my inability to, ah, *appreciate it fully* is my own factor (and I'm hoping to rectify that with lube...) but holy hell, that is one *beast* of a toy.

If you're umming and ahhhing - size down. Seriously.

But that said... the texture. The curve. The bumps. The flare on the head.
I'm in love. Daunted, but in love.

Product is great, secondary color was wrong, contacted customer service and they fixed it.

This was my first medium size medium firmness option, mostly because I want to be able to display it (like the little goblin I am)
I was surprised just how much bigger he is in person, but between the colour, the firmness and the sheer size he’s a lot to handle but well worth it! Considering trying him in the super soft version as well just to compare!

definitely worth the price! make sure you double-check the size before purchase though as objects in rear end may feel larger than usual 😂

I bought a ready made Arbora in size small + super soft and it’s amazing! so pretty, perfect shape, feels great :)

It was my first custom toy, so I didn't know exactly what to expect. I'm so excited about how it turned out. Glow blue and green, and moonkissed, with the durian finish. It looks ghostly and gorgeous

First of all, specs!
- From the inventory, so idk the colors, they're pretty tho!
- super soft
- bullet slot upgrade yes, silky soft upgrade no

Feels like silicone, fairly squishy, I haven't really *used* used it yet (just washed and admired it, and used it as a squishy fidget) but the results of that are more on me than the product itself anyway.

About washing it, it's silicone, water doesn't really stick to it. Don't try to pat it dry and get the towel in all the crevices, give it a shake over the sink, or wherever you're washing it. Then lay the towel down on a hard surface, and THWACK the grinder tentacle side down on it. Voila! No more water. (Picture was taken right after I did this, any remaining water I'm letting air dry, but there honestly isn't much)
Well, you do kinda have to stick the towel in the vibrator slot just to be sure though, this is mostly about all the tiny divots and crevices in the tentacles themselves

Now for the ✨dramatic retelling✨ review I promised in my order note, mainly focused on the free xs mystery dildo as I had a few requests about it that UC kindly accommodated!

I'm not used to penetration at all, and some of the dildos even in extra small look really intimidating. So I asked that they give me one of the more slender/smaller models in one of the two softer densities. I also specified knots were good to be clear those were hot i wasn't saying no to that, but I wanted it to be smaller at the beginning so I could at least get some of it in easier.

So fast forward to today when I got the package in the mail, a very unassuming package that arrived rather quickly considering It had to travel over the ocean. There was absolutely nothing on it that would indicate the contents to the people I live with.

I brought it to my room and excitedly ripped it open and pulled out the sealed bag containing my toys (and some lube, but that's not the focus here, i will note that the lube arrived safe and sealed after traveling to the United States)

To my joy, alongside the gorgeous premade grinder I ordered (that did in fact look exactly like the picture as promised) was an xs, super soft (which I am certain of due to it feeling just like the grinder) knot II in a gorgeous purple color!

Yes I had indeed secretly hoped for a knotted dildo, I deliberated actually purchasing one specifically myself but my sex toy budget at the moment is dismally small. In fact these are the first sex toys ive ever bought (barring two expectedly disappointing small low quality things i got off aliexpress as a teenager for a couple bucks). And i decided i didn't want boring normal toys, so i may as well jump into the deep end and go quality over quantity for my first foray into it. I was dead set on a grinder, and i wasn't even sure I'd like dildos much in general due to no experience with them. so I was simply trusting UCs judgment for the mystery dildo.

And that was definitely the right choice!! Because this is not the knot dildo I'd have chosen for myself, but it's actually BETTER for the concerns I had. Can I take the knot right now? No I can't. BUT I feel like I could be able to quite soon.

I took him out, there was no smell of anything at all, no taste either (yes... my first instinct was to put it in my mouth. It was shiny and pleasantly squishy. UC had a card specifically telling me to wash it first. I did not. But I did before putting it anywhere else inside me, I'm not THAT stupid)

I did wash it with hand soap though, which just makes sense, right? It's what I wash my hands with, and those can go inside of me... so it should be fine! And as far as I know it was. He did smell faintly of bath and body works "magic in the air" afterwards though. That's fine by me, nice even!

Small tip, if you're still reading this, and are a fellow inexperienced vagina user, My first instinct was to try using it laying on my back so I could completely relax. This instinct was wrong! It didn't go far in without hurting. But I didn't have that problem on my knees, so position matters in ways you may not expect.

I ordered this grinder thanks to the free customisation offer - got one purple model, silky soft. First of all, it looks amazing. The silicone smell is enticing somehow. The tentacle design is really on the spot. Works really well as a grinder on my clit/dicklit (trans person 6 months on testosterone here). I prefer holding the toy by hand and rubbing it on myself. My only regret is the insertable part: I expected something bigger and easier to put inside. It does makes up for pretty good teasing though, if you want to alternate in between phases of grinding. Can be used with an anal dildo at the same time, but in my case not enough space for a vaginal one.
Even if I did not rate it 5 stars out of 5, I definitely recommend this article to anyone who has the budget!! Think the kind of toy that will make you say, afterwards: "What the hell just happened?" (in a good way)

I wish there was more space in the "back" to stabilize the insertable, right now it works best for internal stim if I use it "backwards" but then I get no clit stim. ;(

The texture of the squishy soft is exactly how I wished it would be. The tongue really feels like a tongue lol

When and if you guys make one with a more centered insert able -- he's mine. >:)

I got this dildo in the medium size, super soft, and with the “surprise me basic” color option. I was honestly a little sad about the color and I almost wish I chose more colors or a just a specific solid color. Not an actual issue, I was just really hoping for pink lol.

The quality is really good and I appreciate that the silicone uncover creations uses is water, silicone, and I think oil lubricant compatible. They also included a nice care guide which answered any questions I had! I will admit that lint does get stuck to this like all hell, so I will be looking for a towel that does not shed very soon.

Even though the color is solid, mine came out pearlescent in a way which I was very fond of! With the flat base and not the suction, it is hefty. It would be very good for riding, but not really for holding up.

I will say that I was a little too ambitious when choosing the size. I have read other reviews of people having an easy time getting this in, but I am sadly not one of them. If you’re good with bigger sizes though, I think the knots would be very pleasurable and provide a great amount of texture!

And the xs mystery dildo was actually very fitting for what I got. They gave me the dragon 2 dildo in a blue and purple color! It was the same great quality and I will be sharing the love with a friend (they will be the only one to use it).

So all in all, quality was great, width was more than I expected, wish I chose a different or more personal color option, and a suction cup rather than the flat base may have been better.

I regret nothing cause momma didn’t raise no quitter. I will be figuring out a way to make this work soon. Plus, this company is genuinely too funny for me to regret this decision even if it doesn’t work out. Hope this helps!

Loving the colour & the feel of this toy is amazing inside defiantly buying more

Defiantly a fun toy love everything about it and I’ll be buying more for sure