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Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Discontinued

Discontinued

The Average Joe Realistic Dildo is currently in hibernation, dreaming of your touch. Each message begging for its return makes it quiver with excitement. Want it back? Make us feel how much you miss it.

Chiseled features, raised veins, pronounced head, lifelike scrotum

DESCRIPTION

There’s nothing plain about Average Joe. Dark and handsome, he is the perfect partner and always bends over backwards to please them. A smooth operator, he always takes his partner’s needs into consideration and will follow their lead when it comes to those intimate moments. And, because he has a softer side, he puts his partner’s pleasure before his own every time, allowing them to take complete control. With the looks and the talent, you won’t find a finer partner than our Average Joe! Intricately sculpted, with unparalleled attention to detail, the Sinnovator Average Joe realistic dildo has chiselled good looks, including raised vein detail, a large rounded head and a lifelike scrotum. Standing at between 6.1 and 10.4 inches in insertable length and measuring between 6.7 and 10.8 inches in circumference, he adapts to his partner's preference and really is everyone's type! Hand poured from the finest quality silicone and compatible with both silicone and water-based lubricants, Average Joe takes both your safety and satisfaction into consideration. Non-toxic and phthalates free, he’s always up for a good time but promises not to hurt you!

Signature Colour: The Sinnovator Average Joe realistic dildo will prove he is so much more than average! In his signature colours, which were expertly chosen by our talented team, Joe will surely impress. A gorgeous bubble gum pink fades out to a magical pastel fairy pink, so you can really see his soft side! Choose ‘signature colour’ above to own this piece for yourself!

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	One Size	XS	S	M	L	XL
Circumference of Shaft	0	0	6.1	8.3	10.4	0
Circumference of Head	0	0	6.3	8.3	10.8	0
Diameter of Shaft	0	0	1.9	2.6	3.3	0
Diameter of Head	0	0	2	2.7	3.5	0
Total Length	0	0	7.6	10.1	12.6	0
Insertable Length	0	0	6.5	8.5	10.6	0

Reviews

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Buy it!
Buy it

PROS:
A toy for good times. With a little training very easy to use

CONS:
slightly bigger would have been perfect

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Nothing "average" about Joe.
Nothing "average" about Joe. If there was, I might need less toys in my life. He's really just the perfect size, shape and texture. Nothing bizarre, nothing groundbreaking, he just does the straightforward stuff so much better than most. A fantastic toy to use work up to bigger things, but he is more than capable of getting the job done all by himself.
I'm actually never a fan of more realistic dildos when I could go for something striking or a beautiful piece of art, but I saw him in the ready made list, checked out the size chart and realised I had to snap him up quick. I recommend you do the same - he really is just that good.

PROS:
-Perfectly sized for the beginning of play (purchased small). Nice feeling of fullness without a challenging length.
-Beautiful texture from silky smooth, fat head and veins along shaft (purchased medium soft).

CONS:
None

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

We went for the glow in the dark colour, which is fun to use. Good to used with the double suction cup. Overall cannot complain.
PROS:Amazing girth

CONS:Could of been a bit softer and more forgiving

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Actually, this toy is OK, but for myself I should have ordered it in "medium soft" instead ... The head is very solid and the size is not soo "average" obviously. A softer material would have made inserting it much easier I guess ... But if you are used to toys bigger than this one, than this will be no problem for you of course.
The design is very realistic indeed and I like that!
PROS:Quality is very good, free from burrs

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Nice girth with less length
CONS:vac u loc hole is crooked but not noticeable in use

Average Joe Realistic Dildo

Buy it!
PROS:Oh what fun... this thing is quite a bit girthier than I was expecting but boy its a ride and a half!
CONS:Deepthroating it 5akes a bit of practice!

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Mix

Crafted just for you, your Sinnovator creation requires a specialised mix of oils and powders to ensure the correct colour and firmness. The ingredients must be accurately measured, stirred, and placed in a vacuum chamber to eliminate gas and bubbles prior to pouring.

Pour

Handcrafted clay sculptures form a structure for the moulds into which the specialised silicone mix is poured. Every customised creation is painstakingly hand poured by skilled artisans, who create a steady stream of silicone that gradually fills the mould and creates a luxurious marble effect.

Pack

Once the silicone has set, your tailor-made Sinnovator creation is expertly removed from its mould and beautifully packaged in a resealable, clear fronted bag. Passionate about their work and adding that extra personal touch, our craftsmen will then use a label to sign and date your artwork.

Deliver

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