Knotted Dog Dildo
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Ready Mades: Knotted Dog Dildo
These singular creations are ready to leave the moment you give the word. What you see is precisely what arrives, every curve and contour laid bare before you commit.
And once one is claimed, it vanishes from the collection without ceremony. No restocks. No second chances. Just you, and the quiet satisfaction of knowing nobody else will ever own that exact piece.
DESCRIPTION
Somewhere between man and dog there's a shape with no proper name. We built it anyway.
The Sinnovator Knotted Dog takes its cue from the anthro world, where fur meets flesh and neither quite wins. It follows the same rule as the rest of the kennel: honour the instinct, refine the form, never apologise for either.
The shaft carries a gentle curve, angled to find what polite anatomy tends to overlook. Partway up it swells into what we're calling a second knot, for anyone who found one knot a modest ambition. Keep going and you'll reach the main event, a full rounded knot built to be felt rather than negotiated with. Down at the base, textured fur detailing runs across the balls, because even fantasy deserves proper attention to detail.
This breed stands at either 7.1, 9.1, 11, 13 or 15 inches tall, with an insertable length of 5.5, 7.1, 8.7, 10.2 or 12 inches. And with a widest circumference reaching up to 20.1 inches at the base, only the very well trained should attempt the largest of the litter.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.2″ | 1.4″ | 2″ | 2.2″ | 2.5″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.4″ | 0.4″ | 0.6″ | 0.7″ | 0.8″ |
| Head Circumference | 3.5″ | 4.3″ | 5.1″ | 6.3″ | 7.3″ |
| Head Diameter | 1.1″ | 1.4″ | 1.6″ | 2″ | 2.3″ |
| Knot Circumference | 5.6″ | 7.3″ | 8.9″ | 10.6″ | 12.2″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.8″ | 2.3″ | 2.8″ | 3.4″ | 3.9″ |
| Shaft Below Knot Circumference | 4.2″ | 4.8″ | 5.8″ | 6.7″ | 7.7″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.9″ | 4.8″ | 5.9″ | 6.9″ | 8.1″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1.3″ | 1.5″ | 1.9″ | 2.2″ | 2.6″ |
| Insertable Length | 5.5″ | 7.1″ | 8.7″ | 10.2″ | 12″ |
| Tip to Knot Length | 3.7″ | 4.8″ | 5.8″ | 6.7″ | 7.7″ |
| Total Length | 7.1″ | 9.1″ | 11″ | 13″ | 15″ |
| Base Circumference | 9.8″ | 12.2″ | 15″ | 17.5″ | 20.1″ |
| First Knot Circumference | 4.7″ | 6.2″ | 7.5″ | 9.1″ | 10.4″ |
| First Knot Diameter | 1.5″ | 2″ | 2.4″ | 2.9″ | 3.3″ |
| Second Knot Circumference | 5.7″ | 7.3″ | 8.9″ | 10.6″ | 12.2″ |
| Second Knot Diameter | 1.8″ | 2.3″ | 2.8″ | 3.4″ | 3.9″ |
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