




The Dragon Egg (Set of 3)
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DESCRIPTION
We've been making dragon dildos for a while. Multiple versions, multiple sizes, scales, ridges, the whole anatomically questionable fantasy situation.
The eggs though? Crickets. Total oversight. Genuinely embarrassing in hindsight.
SO WE FIXED IT.
The Dragon Egg is textured, scaled, and everything a fantasy dragon egg should be (finally). Available in three sizes, crafted from premium platinum silicone, and very much worth the wait. Even if we did do things completely backwards.
Your dragon mother era starts here.
Size Guide
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 2″ | 3.3″ | 3.9″ |
| Circumference | 4.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.7″ |
| Diameter | 1.4″ | 2.1″ | 2.8″ |
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