Uncover Creations Owlbear Dildo
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DESCRIPTION
Thick. Robust. Unapologetically so. The Owlbear was built for anyone who considers "intense" a baseline requirement rather than a nice to have.
The ribbed shaft does the heavy lifting here, each ridge engineered to make its presence known. This isn't subtle texture, it's a deliberate campaign against boredom, delivering sensation in waves rather than polite suggestions.
Uncircumcised by design, The Owlbear favours the natural over the sanitised. Blunt. Thick. Meaty. It has the kind of formidable presence that doesn't need introducing twice.
Then there's the base, finished with hair for a tactile detail most toys don't bother with. It's a small addition that does a great deal of work, tipping the whole piece firmly into primal territory. Consider it less an accessory, more a statement of intent.
Design by DeviantGardens, an artist whose reputation in the indie scene precedes them. Made by Uncover Creations, claimed by us on account of the girth.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.9 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 7.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 4.1 | 5.1 | 5.9 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.3 | 7.6 |
| Base Circumference | 12.4 | 15.0 | 17.3 |
Reviews
I got mine in size medium, super soft firmness, and electric blue and liquid red colors. I love the feathered base. It is nice and solidly built.
The curve combined with the rings on this guy is absolutely AMAZING! He is a meaty guy and gives a full feeling without being too long. Although the blunt head is a little less easily inserted, I didn’t have to wrestle with it. I will definitely “play” with him again.
Got the owlbear as a mystery dildo (upgraded to Medium) and its just honestly really really cute.
There's something about looking at this toy that amuses me. It's the first toy I have with balls so it overall makes it look so soft and small and squishy and I want to giggle at it more than anything.
In terms of practicality, it feels great! I wish it had more texture (I'm a texture person) but overall it's a comfortable size to me. also, the balls are really comfortable and pleasant when you just sit on the toy. makes me giggle. this whole toy makes me giggle. makes me want to flop it around. funny.
I bought it because of the way it looked, it's a medium, super soft. It's a tight fit but once its in I cum almost immediately. Best toy Ive bought so far
I got a medium owlbear in surprise me basic, and once again the color is absolutely amazing! Fits great with my medium pearl Arbora. ;)
Even with the black Friday sale being *crazy*, updates were often and speedy. Delay was very minimal.
I got a free x-small dragon knot with it :)
Pictured small size in medium firmness, color-wise it’s a fade with a frosted thistle tip and I believe moonkissed base, tried to add photos to my original review after posting it and was unable to so this is just the photos for others for reference.
i'd been waiting for the large version of the owlbear, and i am not disappointed in the least. beatiful looking pour as always, super happy with the colors i picked. i chose a glow in the dark color for the top, and it came out great. too bad i couldn't manage to take a photo of it in the dark. micro toy included for size reference)))
Both my partner and I love it! I can't wait to get one in a bigger size as well. The curve, the ridges, and the little bits at the base all feel AMAZING! Fun to suck, ride, and get pounded to oblivion with!
I was drawn to the Owlbear's unique shape and the fun "feathers" sculpted at the base. The Medium firmness really emphasizes the feel of those shaft textures, although personally I might have preferred a slightly softer version. I selected the Surprise Me Premium option, and they came up with such a neat blend of orange and black swirl! That ring of black on the middle ridge really makes it pop.
It feels great and i love the girth i just wish it had more texture
I've been on the hunt for a short but thick dildo for a long time and this is perfect - the blunt head feels amazing going in. I find pointier dildos to be too painful when they're fully in, but this one doesn't hurt at all thanks to the bluntness. An additional star goes towards the D&D reference, perfect fantasy!
This thing was very reasonably priced, shipped very quickly even around the holidays, and the team offered really amazing customer support. The dildo itself was excellent, exactly as advertised and very fun to use. All in all, great experience through and through.
This is the first one I've bought from here and very happy with it!! The price is good, and in price range (even including the shipping). Definitely a new favourite 💖 Already have an idea for what I want next!!
Hi there! Thank you so much for leaving a review for our product, 'The Owlbear Dildo'. We are thrilled to hear that you are happy with your purchase and that it has become a new favorite for you. We always strive to offer competitive pricing, including shipping costs. We can't wait to see what you have in mind for your next purchase. Please don't hesitate to reach out to us if you need any assistance. Happy shopping!
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The Uncover Creations Team
This is me and my partner’s new favorite toy! We got the UC trademark color and it’s even more beautiful in person. It was shorter than expected but no less pleasurable for it. It made it really good for riding on top because it didn’t bend in on itself.
I got the small size in medium firmness and it instantly became one of if not my favorite toy I own, the size is perfect with it being on the thicker side and the medium firmness really helps you feel all the details like the flared head, ring and feathers at the base. What makes it so fun is it feels like a completely unique experience when you rotate the toy and use it at different angles, the curvature of the shaft coupled with it being on the firmer side makes riding the toy an incredible experience. On top of its actual use I ordered it with custom colors and the pour was done so professionally and it’s just such a gorgeous toy that it’s practically an art piece, not a single regret with any selection in the process and couldn’t possibly have been happier with my order.
With the flared tip this one takes a bit of a warmup first to be able to get it in, and since I got it in the soft firmness it can sometimes be a bit tricky to insert anally. The curve in it also makes it prone to bending back on itself, so it just takes a couple of sessions to figure out the best angle to approach it. Once you get it in though it feels amazing! Nice and girthy without being overwhelming and the ribbing is just pronounced enough to feel. The hair and balls on the base are a really nice touch too. The detail on the head also makes it really nice to lick and suck (when it's clean of course lol). Definitely one of my faves!
Size: small
Firmness: soft
