Zentauren-Pferdedildo

So I got the centaur dildo as one of the ready mades in large (tbf the only size available for the readymades). And me being the overconfident and cocky (aha) person I am thought that it would be a breezy to handle. BOY WAS I WRONG! It came in and for once in my life I am scared of this toy. I don’t think the size scale picture does any justice to this behemoth, I mean, it’s literally the length of my thigh and width of my wrist. But it is jaw dropping (aha x2) gorgeous. Now I need to find the courage and another bottle of lube to actually tame this beast. In the meantime I think I’ll stick to snuggling with it in bed like a teddy bear lmao.

A great toy for intermediate and expert size users.

I recently realized that I was, at last, conquering the largest toy in my collection and standing at the precipice of that very slippery slope we call "sizing up." Before finding Uncover, I was wading through the sea of new equine offerings from all sorts of toy producers, but kept chickening out for one big reason— flares are fine for others, but they're not my bag. Not only is the Centaur a wonderful looking toy, it's pretty much exactly what I was looking for as my first step into the world of bigger fantasy bits. The humanoid head and smooth transition to a girthy shaft are unbelievably fun and easy to handle so long as you're warmed up, and during my second session with the Centaur, (probably thanks to some liquid courage and a very horny brain,) I was able to hilt this bad boy and it was *wonderful.* Definitely worth having to walk a little funny the next day.

Like many others here, I also triple-checked the sizing guide and was *still* pleasantly shocked when I pulled this "small" guy out of the package. He's ultimately not that much longer than what I'm used to, (in the attached photo he's next to a medium knotted toy from a certain other company,) but the satisfying girth and an extra inch and a half is stark when he's in action. My only quibbles are that, with anal play, the fun texture from the piercings and veins feel very understated, but you will certainly feel those medial and base rings, and they're damn addictive to hit. This hefty dude will hopefully keep me anchored while I slide further down that slippery slope...

Made of nice soft material. "Small" was much bigger than we thought

The product page fails to visually convey the shape of the XL. While I realise this misunderstanding is partly on me for having haphazardly assessed the measurement guide (it's now clear to me that the XL is merely twice as thick as the XS despite being thrice as long) and reviews (God, I feel like an idiot complaining about something that's already been complained about), the images wrongly suggest that the five sizes are geometrically similar. I thought I was buying a chunky boy with well round balls and was surprised to receive a gut snake with ellipsoids.

The toy is well made, and it's wonderfully soft, but I'm very disappointed with the disingenuous product page, especially since this issue has been mentioned before and clearly not acted upon.

I only have the medium and after a few weeks of playing with it it go's balls deep.
The stretch at the middle and what i like to call its "ring" is a amazing feeling especially when your all the way down on it and it slide out leaving you feeling hollow. Do that 100xs and your definitely ready to take on much larger projects,lol